Today you and I got my special scarf and special leash on and we got in the car and drove to a great big parking lot and went up in an elevator to the 24th floor and I lay down and waited a very long time before we could see anyone. A lot of people were sitting down on folding chairs facing other people sitting behind a long curvy desk with their names in front of them and they sat very stiffly on bigger chairs. The desk said Hennepin County Government Center. There were cameras around and a lot of people took my picture.
After a very long snooze, we heard our names and we walked in to greet everyone in their dressed up clothes smelling like they needed me to make them smile and stand up over their long desk with my paws waiting for them to give me a treat. They didn’t. You told me I was a very good boy for being so patient and that no one should have to wait as long as we did to come in to receive a piece of paper and take our picture and tell us what we already knew, which is that we make people smile and feel happy. My favorite person was the one who was typing. Her pockets smelled delicious. I knew she had a dog. I smelled her pockets.
It was kindof sad. Everyone looked stiff and unhappy until we came in and I wagged my tail to let them know I was friendly. We should have come in before they started their very long sitdown. They were called Hennepin County Commissioners and they proclaimed yesterday May First Animal Therapy Animal Day.
Wow.
We are so cool.
Then I sniffed our way back to the elevator and the parking lot and our car and we drove home to see Biscuit. I needed another nap. I’m glad we don’t have to do that again soon.
Advice from Oliver: When you see a lot of people sitting down for a long time on folding chairs, get ready for a nap.