I am reaching an important birthday, age fourteen years.
I am still a very strong and formidable dog. If you ask Biscuit, he will vouch for that. You may notice my sly
look, my jaunty scarf and my right bandage. Those features are designed to enhance my style, which is
sheer magnificence. I am not quite as free with advice as I used to be. I keep my opinions to myself more
A photo from ancient times just to remind you of my great good looks and my retrieval skill
than I used to. I have taught you all, my dear readers, what I know to be true. Take some time and pawruse
my old blogs. I have much to offer. Tell your friends, both two and four-legged. My advice is witty, offhand,
and wise, all important characteristics during times of great foolishness.
Advice from Oliver: Less is more.
OLIVER SPEAKS 